I birthday, you birthday, Dragoture birthday, we all birthday! But today, Dragoture is especially birthday, so you should wish him a happy one! We both old as hell 20, so give him 20 shankings. Don't worry, he'll survive. Or something.

And hey look, I can put faces on things too! I should have put this up earlier but I was too hyped up on Nintendo-crack.

P.S. Dragoture is a punk who tries to get other people who shall not be named to slap me, so you shouldn't trust him.

Dragoture Has a Birthday or Something